Santa Monica Siteseeing: Bum shaving his chest

While walking in to work this morning here at Demand Media, I saw something that raised a lot of questions.  There was a homeless guy standing next to a bench where his belongings sat in a heap, and he was holding his shirt up.  He was shaving.  His chest.  Right around the nipple.

Only in LA do you find metrosexual bums.

Several questions sprang to mind naturally: isn’t it a little cold to be shaving one’s chest outdoors at this hour of the morning?   No shaving cream, or at least water? Did he buy the razor or find it?  If he bought it, what did he decide not to buy so that he could shave his chest?  One never gets bored people-watching in Santa Monica.

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2 Comments on “Santa Monica Siteseeing: Bum shaving his chest”

  1. Stableboy Says:

    Santa Monica is it’s own country with it’s own rules. He probably had a modelling job later on in the day for GQ!

    Ok, mostly these folks have various mental illnesses. Maybe an irrational aversion to body hair!

  2. average policy Says:

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